Kevin Tha Konservative

The Best Christian Rapper in Eastern Suburbs Melbourne

Krudd and Dillard are Making our Kids into Stalinists!

Posted by Kevin on July 16, 2008

 

I'm in ur schoolz, degeneratin ur kids

I'm in ur schoolz, degeneratin ur kids

This is an exclusive story – I think I am the only one who knows about it. The State Department education systems, which is paid for with your taxes, is indoctrinating kids to Stalin. It’s part of their plan to have a global, one-government commie state. The proof is this teenager, Peter Watson, who goes to a public school in Queensland and who apparently worships Stalin. You can see his terrible propaganda videos here. Anyways, I sent Peter and email, saying that he should convert to Christianity immediately. I didn’t hear back, so I’m writing this as a message to him and all the other young home boys who think Stalin is cool:

 

UPDATE: His pro-Stalin blogs have been taken down! Yay for the good guys! I’ll keep this rap up anyway, to serve as a reminder.

What is so wrong with tha world 2day

That kidz gots ta b Stalinists 2 b ok

Normal development is interrupted

Kidz morality is totally corrupted

By shows like Big Brother or Finding Nemo

Ur kid could grow up to become a fat emo

Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard

Stop it now or u make me feel illard

It’s bad enough this country lets in Muslims and Taoists

In Communist Australia the teachers are Maoist

2 all tha young Stalinists, stop talkin nonsense

It’s not about east or west so examine ur conscience

Ur heart shouldn’t be red, instead, let it be fluoro

Don’t turn your spirit into a big politburo

Young guyz should be breakdancin and wearin’ a do-rag

Not tryin to lock they bruthas in2 a gulag

I blame the government for all this miseducation

Home-school kids don’t learn Marx or forced masturbation

Kidz are entitled just 2 b kidz

Supportin evangelism + defendin tha Yidz

But normal kidz these days r goin extinct like tha panda

This is the result of all tha state propaganda

Tha future could be such a depressing story

With Stalinist parties and partyboy Corey

So commies should buy bagels just like a New Yoiker

It’s time now 4 some glasnost and perestroika.

 

Down with Atheism!

3 Responses to “Krudd and Dillard are Making our Kids into Stalinists!”

  1. MK said

    I often hear people sometimes say that the problem in the world is religion. Last it checked commies believe in nothing but the state, how many have they killed 70 or 100 million. Put all the worlds religions together and even counting the mad jihadis, we still got nothing on the commies.

    Put that watson kid on a plane, drop him off somewhere over Siberia, let him enjoy the vast splendor brought by communism i say.

  2. Ha! Dillard!
    I’ll have to remember that one.
    I think even Catholic schools are pumping out bureaucratic collectivists these days.

  3. graemebird said

    Hey Kevin. You’re alright. Keep it up man and don’t worry about the naysayers.

    And plus you oughto get some of this stuff DOWN. I mean multi-tracked. Not so much as an WHOLE-OF-ALBUM thing. But just as an attack-dog gig amongst a bunch of other artistry.

    Stuff you can quickly recannabalise for the moment later down the track, many of the names changed, that sort of deal.

    You are doing OK. And you know that you are doing OK because you have quality people like Clinton hanging out now and again.

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