Vietnam & Iraq

A suicide monk - luckily, we liberated the Vietnamese from fascism. Can we do it for Iraq?

 

Like all my homeboys have been saying this week, a real man, a man of morals and courage, would never vote for B. Hussein. Well, I’m a man too, and I know that if we let the Demorats into office, then the Islamofascists will take heart. John Howard said as much, and if a political genius like him believes it, I think we all should listen.

 

Anyway, Islamodemoliberalfashies never fight wars well. The only ones who can start wars and win them well are conservatives. Men, in other words. This next rap is a rally call for all the principled people like me – conservatives, classic liberals, wigs and tories, to make sure we don’t let Iraq miss out on the freedom we gave to Vietnam.

One of tha big problems with Barak

Is that he wanna take tha troops outta Iraq

No wonder all tha Islamofascists are grinning

Gliberals pull tha troops out just when we’re winning

U know these tr8tors don’t give a damn

They nearly made us lose tha war in Vietnam

Nam, back when Black Panthers ruled the sixties

Peaceniks commited treason just like filthy hippies

Tha Vietnamese commies were tryin 2 steal our freedom

When all we wanted was peace, wealth and Milton Friedman

VietCong don’t know Christ, so tha Vietnamese

Went across Asia tryin 2 steal our liberties

Tha fascist Cong even invaded Kampuchea

While leftists just ignored it, they were spewin diarrheoa

It was left to tha conservatives 2 save the peasants from hell

And stop tha suicide monks from burnin and rulin themselves

It was our mission to liberate tha world, u know

Make tha bamboo commies fall just like dominoes

But gliberals and Barak, they b livin in sin

With a dirty ho

Just like that Ho

Called Ho Chi Minh

As Vietnamese commies tried to take over tha world

Turnin adults into slaves, even tha girls

But luckily tha ‘progressives’ got it wrong

And we saved Vietnamese from Hanoi to Saigon

But instead of getting a ticker tape parade

When the veterans got back there wasn’t even lemonade

Or fruit juice

Our morals gettin loose

Tha courage is hardly

There to kill tha bad fools

Whether they be Charlie

Or guys named Abdul

Now tha War on Terror is nearly won

Mohammed’s fallin down cos of rhymes from my stun gun

So y cut + run when we b havin so much fun?

Iraq and Nam, yes I admit they could be finer

They be backwards countries, unlike America or China

But whether u eat rice or stinky kebabs

Freedom iz a chance u deserve 2 grab

Already we’ve acheived so much 4 so long

Vietnamese democracy iz still going strong

Even Iraq is gettin much safer

Kidz can get jobs makin communion wafers

Or defusin IEDs and landmines

In a couple of years everythang will b fine

U know one thing is true without absolute fail

If he hadn’t of stopped Saddam and Ho they’d have attacked Israel

Maybe if tha French hadn’t been so emasculated

Then Vietnam + Iraq wouldn’t have 2 be liberated

So it don’t matter if u ride a camel or ur a illiterate rice farmer

Don’t give up on us

Cos we’ll be givin up on Obama.

 

Peace out, bros and hos.

 

US cleaners bring democracy and sanitation to Iraq