Kevin Tha Konservative

The Best Christian Rapper in Eastern Suburbs Melbourne

It is better to have rapped, loved and lost…

Posted by Kevin on January 8, 2009

A picture tells 1,000 words

A picture tells 1,000 words

Like I said earlier, I have had some love issues, and this has distracted me from rapping. But I’m back now, and this post is all I have to say on the matter. It’s not yet finished, but I think it’s a good start. To my dearest Ting Ting, even though it’s over now, this one’s for you:

 

 

Ladies get your engines and start 2 rev

Here wit yo rhymes, it’s LL Love Kev

Other rappers r full o’ hate and gay rhymes

My words is like an afternoon at Box Hill playtime

I write about love like tha Song o’ Solomon

Yo body is hot and high just like a jolly bong

Babe, I’m sorry 4 the time that our R&B was outta key

I’m sorry that tha PM has the same first name as me

 

(CHORUS, SUNG BY SOUL SINGERS):

 

Our loves could be mergin

If u stay a virgin

We could be flyin so high

There’s mountains we be climbin

So hold onto your hymen

Love tastes so good I could cry

I hope our love’s not history

Does your heart have room for a Tory

Or have you gone left in your hurt?

We can b betrothed

And u can wear nice clothes

At our Evangelical Church.

But please don’t b hurt

Plz b full o mirth

Coz other guys iz dirt

And ooh Kevin iz a place on earth

Yeah, Kevin iz a place on earth.

 

 

 

Peace out x

3 Responses to “It is better to have rapped, loved and lost…”

  1. Kevin said

    I’m not going to publish that comment, you monster. Ting Ting is not a panda.

  2. Scott said

    Brought tears to my eyes.

  3. MK said

    Was wondering where you disappeared off to. Good to hear you’re keeping yer’ chin up.

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