It is better to have rapped, loved and lost…
Posted by Kevin on January 8, 2009

A picture tells 1,000 words
Like I said earlier, I have had some love issues, and this has distracted me from rapping. But I’m back now, and this post is all I have to say on the matter. It’s not yet finished, but I think it’s a good start. To my dearest Ting Ting, even though it’s over now, this one’s for you:
Ladies get your engines and start 2 rev
Here wit yo rhymes, it’s LL Love Kev
Other rappers r full o’ hate and gay rhymes
My words is like an afternoon at Box Hill playtime
I write about love like tha Song o’ Solomon
Yo body is hot and high just like a jolly bong
Babe, I’m sorry 4 the time that our R&B was outta key
I’m sorry that tha PM has the same first name as me
(CHORUS, SUNG BY SOUL SINGERS):
Our loves could be mergin
If u stay a virgin
We could be flyin so high
There’s mountains we be climbin
So hold onto your hymen
Love tastes so good I could cry
I hope our love’s not history
Does your heart have room for a Tory
Or have you gone left in your hurt?
We can b betrothed
And u can wear nice clothes
At our Evangelical Church.
But please don’t b hurt
Plz b full o mirth
Coz other guys iz dirt
And ooh Kevin iz a place on earth
Yeah, Kevin iz a place on earth.
Peace out x


Kevin said
I’m not going to publish that comment, you monster. Ting Ting is not a panda.
Scott said
Brought tears to my eyes.
MK said
Was wondering where you disappeared off to. Good to hear you’re keeping yer’ chin up.