Kevin
Sorry to all of my readers – I have been very busy with many things lately. I thought it would be a good time to rap about one of my favourite topics, Israel, for she is always under threat, and her suitors have forsaken her:
I’m a friend of Israel
(UNTIL THA RAPTURE! UNTIL THA RAPTURE!)
Let’s all defend Israel
(UNTIL THA RAPTURE! UNTIL THA RAPTURE!)
Tha river of life
Is filled with rubbish and flotsam
Out of all religions
We call this stuff Islam
Other nations do nuthin
But play My Little Pony
There’s only one country
Which has tha cojones
To put tha smack down
Until tha bearded thugs back down
I’m talkin bout Israel
I know how you feel
I also have brains
And nerves of steel
Like you I have ta put up with
Discrimination
Anti Semitism
Even happens to Asians
From bus stops and parks
I stand up for what’s true
And like Israel’s tanks
Little kids throw rocks at me too
Like IDF defence
My radar got blips
I fight terror from tha Balwyn Bloods
To tha Doncaster Crips
How hard it is
When you need to build a wall
To protect you from h8ers
Terrorists and Muslims, all
They stick 2getha
Like Barbie and Ken
I mean terrorists
And their friends, tha UN
I hear that Israel is hot,
Which means that u cannot ski
But at least tha Jews despise racist lefties
Like Karl Marx and Trotsky
Or Chumpsky tha gnome for that matter
Israel bleeds while academics get fatter
Like Israel
My rhymes are civilised settlements
Collective punishing your brain
For your own betterment
Who else will fight
Tha evil friends of Moham
Who wear funny hats
And don’t eat no ham?
Like Israel, I fight my trolls
And rely on my allies on my blogroll
Leftists make musicals about Eva Peron
But who is gonna sing songs of praise
For Ariel Sharon?
Judaism is real
It’s like a path to sanity
It’s almost as good
As Christianity
So let’s be friends with Israel
(UNTIL THA RAPTURE! UNTIL THA RAPTURE!)
Let’s all defend Israel
(UNTIL THA RAPTURE! UNTIL THE RAPTURE!)
Kevin Tha Konservative 