Like all my homeboys have been saying this week, a real man, a man of morals and courage, would never vote for B. Hussein. Well, I’m a man too, and I know that if we let the Demorats into office, then the Islamofascists will take heart. John Howard said as much, and if a political genius like him believes it, I think we all should listen.
Anyway, Islamodemoliberalfashies never fight wars well. The only ones who can start wars and win them well are conservatives. Men, in other words. This next rap is a rally call for all the principled people like me – conservatives, classic liberals, wigs and tories, to make sure we don’t let Iraq miss out on the freedom we gave to Vietnam.
One of tha big problems with Barak
Is that he wanna take tha troops outta Iraq
No wonder all tha Islamofascists are grinning
Gliberals pull tha troops out just when we’re winning
U know these tr8tors don’t give a damn
They nearly made us lose tha war in Vietnam
Nam, back when Black Panthers ruled the sixties
Peaceniks commited treason just like filthy hippies
Tha Vietnamese commies were tryin 2 steal our freedom
When all we wanted was peace, wealth and Milton Friedman
VietCong don’t know Christ, so tha Vietnamese
Went across Asia tryin 2 steal our liberties
Tha fascist Cong even invaded Kampuchea
While leftists just ignored it, they were spewin diarrheoa
It was left to tha conservatives 2 save the peasants from hell
And stop tha suicide monks from burnin and rulin themselves
It was our mission to liberate tha world, u know
Make tha bamboo commies fall just like dominoes
But gliberals and Barak, they b livin in sin
With a dirty ho
Just like that Ho
Called Ho Chi Minh
As Vietnamese commies tried to take over tha world
Turnin adults into slaves, even tha girls
But luckily tha ‘progressives’ got it wrong
And we saved Vietnamese from Hanoi to Saigon
But instead of getting a ticker tape parade
When the veterans got back there wasn’t even lemonade
Or fruit juice
Our morals gettin loose
Tha courage is hardly
There to kill tha bad fools
Whether they be Charlie
Or guys named Abdul
Now tha War on Terror is nearly won
Mohammed’s fallin down cos of rhymes from my stun gun
So y cut + run when we b havin so much fun?
Iraq and Nam, yes I admit they could be finer
They be backwards countries, unlike America or China
But whether u eat rice or stinky kebabs
Freedom iz a chance u deserve 2 grab
Already we’ve acheived so much 4 so long
Vietnamese democracy iz still going strong
Even Iraq is gettin much safer
Kidz can get jobs makin communion wafers
Or defusin IEDs and landmines
In a couple of years everythang will b fine
U know one thing is true without absolute fail
If he hadn’t of stopped Saddam and Ho they’d have attacked Israel
Maybe if tha French hadn’t been so emasculated
Then Vietnam + Iraq wouldn’t have 2 be liberated
So it don’t matter if u ride a camel or ur a illiterate rice farmer
Don’t give up on us
Cos we’ll be givin up on Obama.
Peace out, bros and hos.